News - Written by Simon on Friday, March 28, 2008 13:07 - 2 Comments

Simon Frankson

Breaking News: DS Game Aimed @ Children

EA announced today that they have secretly been teething on a new IP for the Nintendo DS platform. Are you ready? It’s for kids.

In a diaper-dropping press release Harvey Elliott, EA’s Head Babyman, let flow that Zuba, a zany rhythm game about Zubos from Zubalon, will be both a game for children, and a game for the DS. My mind is reeling!

“Zubo Represents the culmination of a dedicated incubation project, which specifically sought to develop a new videogame property for boys and girls under 12.” Elliott also revealed that his revolutionary IP will feature, get this, mini-games, in a bold campaign to win over the untapped neonate reservoir. We’ll all be waiting eagerly for the balls to drop on this one.

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Tom
Mar 28, 2008 13:42

consider the envelope pushed!

Luke
Mar 30, 2008 21:42

Nothing is more aggravating than the word “zany”, especially when used to impress me.

They look like penises. Pass.

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